Who is this clown?

John Cave Osborne is a freelance writer whose work has appeared on such sites as Babble, YahooShine and the Huffington Post. He was also referenced by Jezebel one time, but he’s pretty sure they were making fun of him.

While he’s name dropping, it’s only fair to point out that Ashton Kutcher tweeted one of John’s YouTube videos, but it may have only been because Ashton felt sorry for him. After all, John went from carefree bachelor to father of four in just 13 months thanks to marrying a single mom then quickly conceiving triplets. He wrote about his experience in the book Tales from the Trips. John and his wife, Caroline, are expecting their fifth child, Grande Finale Osborne, in July.

You can keep up with John on Facebook and Twitter as well as on his personal blog which he calls (get this) John Cave Osborne.