The following post is sponsored by Philips Norelco, which provided me with two products for review and also compensated me for my time. Multiple pictures of my weak beard to follow.
Last we left off, we established that Philips Norelco really is the manufacturer of men’s grooming products. You know, as opposed to a major player in the birth control industry, a theory I came up with (along with countless vasectomy jokes) in response to my involvement with their sponsored campaign.
You see, I was supposed to grow a beard in honor of the NHL playoffs, then groom said beard with their Vacuum Stubble and Beard Trimmer Pro. Only my beard repels my wife. Hence the whole birth-control theory.