Dude. Would this not make the most awesome profile pic ever? Image: deltaMike via Creative Commons
You know what I absolutely cannot stand? When I’m totally engaged in a felonious activity only to realize that my dumb ass has run off and left my smartphone in the car. Nothing, I mean nothing, annoys me quite like that. Because how else would I keep all my buddies up to speed on my nefarious activities? Sure, they could wait for the 6 o’clock news, or whatever, but that’s so 2004.
Just ask Jason Valdez. He knows. Because he’s the 36-year-old man who updated his Facebook status multiple times inside a Salt Lake City hotel room during a 16-hour standoff with authorities while holding a woman hostage.



If you’ve never visited the the site Errant Parent, it’s one that I highly recommend. Lots of funny stuff there. Today, they’re running the second post I ever wrote, a little piece that examines the unique challenges this dad encountered when bathing his three toddlers at once–What Happens in the Bathroom Stays in the Bathroom. It’s one of my favorites, and a great example of some of the episodic humor that’s found in 

















