The 7 Phases of a Chuck E. Cheese Visit

By now, I know that my readers have come to appreciate the fact that I often opine on pressing matters. Today, friends, is no exception, as over on BabbleVoices, I tackle the important sociological issue that is Chuck E. Cheese.

And I’m pleased to report that my hardscrabble analysis of this deplorable establishment has led to a breakthrough of sorts. No. Said breakthrough won’t stop your child from behaving like a buffoon while visiting the Rodent, as I like to call it. But it will, at least, help you understand his or her metamorphosis a bit better.

Click HERE to read The 7 Stages of a Chuck E. Cheese Visit. (You can thank me later.)

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John Cave Osborne is a writer whose work has appeared on such sites as DisneyBaby, Babble, YahooShine, TLC and the Huffington Post. He was also referenced by Jezebel one time, but he’s pretty sure they were making fun of him. He and his wife, Caroline, live with their five children and spastic dog in Knoxville, TN. Nothing annoys him more than joke-heavy bios written in the third person, with the possible exception of Corey Feldman.