10 Things Your Baby Would Tell You if He Could Talk

Dude...please tell me this chick washed her hands...

Ever wonder what your little guy might say if he could talk? I ponder that very scenario today over at Babble. And, well, let’s just say that it’s one of the edgier things I’ve written of late. It was a stream-of-consciousness rant that took like 7 minutes to write. Which means it’s probably either really good… or really bad. I’ll let you be the judge. Either way, it should be an entertaining read. Again — edgy. So beware. Check it out by visiting JCO Multiplied over at Babble by clicking HERE.

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About john cave osborne

John Cave Osborne is a writer whose work has appeared on such sites as DisneyBaby, Babble, YahooShine, TLC and the Huffington Post. He was also referenced by Jezebel one time, but he’s pretty sure they were making fun of him. He and his wife, Caroline, live with their five children and spastic dog in Knoxville, TN. Nothing annoys him more than joke-heavy bios written in the third person, with the possible exception of Corey Feldman.