10 Astonishingly Annoying Toys

Love the girl. Hate the toy.

Love the kid, but hate the toy? Boy oh boy, do I ever know how you feel. But having five kids? I’ve built a pretty reasonable tolerance to annoying toys. That said, I ran across one the other day that brought me to my knees and had me contemplating leaving my family. Instead, I vented via a Facebook post and took solace knowing that I wasn’t alone. After all, misery loves company. And thanks to that company, I came up with a list of dreadful toys that I wrote about over at TLC today. I think it’s pretty funny. In a macabre kinda way, that is. So I hope you’ll check it out by clicking HERE.

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About john cave osborne

John Cave Osborne is a writer whose work has appeared on such sites as DisneyBaby, Babble, YahooShine, TLC and the Huffington Post. He was also referenced by Jezebel one time, but he’s pretty sure they were making fun of him. He and his wife, Caroline, live with their five children and spastic dog in Knoxville, TN. Nothing annoys him more than joke-heavy bios written in the third person, with the possible exception of Corey Feldman.

  • http://hadesarrow.com/blog/ Meagan

    Hi John, I realized I hadn’t  seen you for a while on Strollerderby so I looked you up. You were one of my favorite bloggers there even though I often enjoyed arguing with you (or maybe that’s WHY) so I’m glad to see you’re still blogging.

    • http://johncaveosborne.com John Cave Osborne

      @Meagan! you’re right. i’m not on SD anymore, but my association w/ Babble is alive and well. in fact, i’m starting something w/ them next week. you can also find me on TLC’s parentables blog, AimingLow.com and GoodMenProject. OR right here. and i remember you well. and fondly for what it’s worth. i’m always up for a good argument and you always argued fair. thank you so much for checking in on me. how are you? well, i hope!