The Baby Gift Bag That Had Little Ding Dongs on It

 

Babies get gifts. Some come in bags. Funny bags. With little ding dongs on them.

It’s a long story — one which I explain in detail via my first post over at Aiming Low. WARNING: If you like your JCO with peaches and cream, then this might not be the post for you. It’s irreverent, profane and extremely adolescent.

Consider yourself warned. If you’re still down, click HERE.

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About john cave osborne

John Cave Osborne is a writer whose work has appeared on such sites as DisneyBaby, Babble, YahooShine, TLC and the Huffington Post. He was also referenced by Jezebel one time, but he’s pretty sure they were making fun of him. He and his wife, Caroline, live with their five children and spastic dog in Knoxville, TN. Nothing annoys him more than joke-heavy bios written in the third person, with the possible exception of Corey Feldman.

  • Kristin

    I love the Aiming Low post…a lot!  Because even though I have a PhD from an elite university, I’m one of those people who finds profanity funny, pretty much ALL the time.  Brilliant post.

    • http://johncaveosborne.com John Cave Osborne

      well, the way i see it, Kristin, no matter how bright / educated / formal we all are, you just gotta rock a phallus joke at some point. and incorporate a stick figure in that joke as well. really glad you liked it and appreciate you taking the time to tell me so.