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So that’s what the Stork looks like?
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About john cave osborne

John Cave Osborne is a writer whose work has appeared on such sites as DisneyBaby, Babble, YahooShine, TLC and the Huffington Post. He was also referenced by Jezebel one time, but he’s pretty sure they were making fun of him. He and his wife, Caroline, live with their five children and spastic dog in Knoxville, TN. Nothing annoys him more than joke-heavy bios written in the third person, with the possible exception of Corey Feldman.

  • Dawn

    So does this mean you’re at the hospital?

    • John Cave Osborne

      if that’s a caption, it’s the best one ever, if for no other reason than the hopefulness of it all, but, alas, i think it’s a regular, ol’ question which i must answer with ‘”no.” oh, and another reason why you’re my new bestie is b/c i used to live in your state. back in the 90s.

  • Nubian

    So I take it the Bang-Bang train hasn’t left the station?

    • John Cave Osborne

      while i am not permitted to either confirm nor deny the status of the Bang-Bang train, i can say this. Grand Finale didn’t hop on the train.

      assuming, that is, that the train even left the station in the first place.

  • Susan

    “I bring a sacrifice to the Goddess of Nesting… take me to your Breeder. “

    • Susan

      ps … please focus on the “Goddess” part… ‘Take me to your Mommy’ just didn’t have the right ring lol πŸ˜‰

      • john cave osborne

        OMG, that one is awesome. Goddess of Nesting. Brilliant!

        the only other one i could come up with “Honey, that uppity empty nester is back rubbing it in our face again…”