Lovie Lookalike

After Lovie showers, she often brushes her hair back and puts it up with a clip. There it will remain as she gets ready for her day before she eventually blow dries it.. The other day, I noticed something astonishing.

JCO: Oh my.

Lovie: What?

JCO: You look just like someone.

Lovie: Who?

JCO: That chick who played the man.

Note to readers. Don’t every tell your wife she looks like “that chick who played a man.” As you’ll see, I pulled it off, but I know what I’m doing. This is NOT a rookie maneuver.

Lovie: Rupaul?

JCO: No, honey. That’s a man who’s playing a chick.

Lovie: So who?

JCO: I can’t think of her name, but it’ll come to me. Here. Hold this. [hands Lovie a pink highlighter.]

Lovie: Why?

JCO: It’ll help me think. Just hold it. Like this. [positions highlighter as if it’s a cigar.] Perfect. Now look slightly to your right.

Lovie: Why?

JCO: Because, [gets out phone and snaps picture] I wanna show people this:

Lovie doing her best...

Victor Victoria impersonation.

Happy Memorial Day, everyone. Remember, freedom isn’t free. Thanks to all the men and women who pay the price, sometimes even the ultimate one, so that you and I can do whatever it is we’re going to do this weekend, and countless others. God bless y’all. You’re the true heroes.

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  • http://www.fabricmarketknoxville.com Laura Higdon

    Lovie is a good sport, “practically perfect in every way!” Like Julie Andrews in Mary Poppins. Happy weekend, Osbornes!

  • http://www.fabricmarketknoxville.com Laura Higdon

    Lovie is a good sport, “practically perfect in every way!” Like Julie Andrews in Mary Poppins. Happy weekend, Osbornes!

  • http://www.buriedwithchildren.com Jen

    She totally does!!!

    Lovie is awesome!!!

  • http://www.buriedwithchildren.com Jen

    She totally does!!!

    Lovie is awesome!!!

  • sidsillinois

    I hope Lovie kicks your butt.

  • sidsillinois

    I hope Lovie kicks your butt.

  • http://sahdinlansing.com Chris (@tessasdad)

    You are a brave, brave man. Possibly a little touched in the head, but brave nonetheless πŸ˜‰

    (Actually after watching that video you sent me. Definitely touched in the head πŸ˜‰

  • http://sahdinlansing.com Chris (@tessasdad)

    You are a brave, brave man. Possibly a little touched in the head, but brave nonetheless πŸ˜‰

    (Actually after watching that video you sent me. Definitely touched in the head πŸ˜‰

  • http://jugglingeric.blogspot.com Eric

    Yeah.. I would have been punched in the junk if I tried that..

    Great job..

  • http://jugglingeric.blogspot.com Eric

    Yeah.. I would have been punched in the junk if I tried that..

    Great job..

  • http://www.blogonkevin.blogspot.com home and uncool

    You may be the bravest man I know.

  • http://www.blogonkevin.blogspot.com home and uncool

    You may be the bravest man I know.

  • http://lifeofanewdad.blogspot.com Otter321

    Not a smart move. Glad you lived to tell the story. Have a Happy Memorial Day. God bless our troops.

  • http://lifeofanewdad.blogspot.com Otter321

    Not a smart move. Glad you lived to tell the story. Have a Happy Memorial Day. God bless our troops.

  • http://wwwjackbenimble.blogspot.com/ Jack

    My friend you play in the same flames that I do, I love it. Have a good holiday and as mentioned, thanks to our troops for doing what others can’t or won’t.

  • http://wwwjackbenimble.blogspot.com/ Jack

    My friend you play in the same flames that I do, I love it. Have a good holiday and as mentioned, thanks to our troops for doing what others can’t or won’t.

  • http://thesuburbanscrawl.blogspot.com melisa with one S

    OMG, she only has the same hair look because it’s pulled back! That’s it! Lovie is WAY more beautiful than Julie Andrews, who is no slouch herself. I can’t believe you insulted my bestie like this.

    Lovie, there’s always room for you at my house. :)

  • http://thesuburbanscrawl.blogspot.com melisa with one S

    OMG, she only has the same hair look because it’s pulled back! That’s it! Lovie is WAY more beautiful than Julie Andrews, who is no slouch herself. I can’t believe you insulted my bestie like this.

    Lovie, there’s always room for you at my house. :)

  • http://liayf.blogspot.com Seattledad

    I see the resemblance. Yes, you are a brave man JCO. I too would have been the recipient of the evil eye.

    If Mrs. LIAYF stops by deny that I said her eye was evil. I didn’t really mean it.

  • http://liayf.blogspot.com Seattledad

    I see the resemblance. Yes, you are a brave man JCO. I too would have been the recipient of the evil eye.

    If Mrs. LIAYF stops by deny that I said her eye was evil. I didn’t really mean it.

  • http://Youthinkyoucanblog.wordpress.com Angelia Sims

    How in the world did you figure that out? Too funny!

    They are both beautiful, but Lovie wins hands down.

    :-) Happy Memorial Day Weekend to you!

  • http://Youthinkyoucanblog.wordpress.com Angelia Sims

    How in the world did you figure that out? Too funny!

    They are both beautiful, but Lovie wins hands down.

    :-) Happy Memorial Day Weekend to you!

  • http://www.doodadblog.com james@doodadblog

    Ha, ha. Julie MAN-drews. Neither of them look particularly manly.

    I think you just used up all your Father’s Day karma before it even happens.

  • http://www.doodadblog.com james@doodadblog

    Ha, ha. Julie MAN-drews. Neither of them look particularly manly.

    I think you just used up all your Father’s Day karma before it even happens.

  • graham

    I think in this pic she looks like the OTHER chick who played a man, Felicity Huffman from DH. But not in real life–she’s much prettier.

  • graham

    I think in this pic she looks like the OTHER chick who played a man, Felicity Huffman from DH. But not in real life–she’s much prettier.