The Elena Kagan Equation

I have a question. If you add Brendan Fraser plus Mayim Bialik (that girl who played Blossom–don’t pretend like you never watched) and then divided by two, what would your answer be?

I’m no math whiz, but I’m pretty it’s Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan. (Whoa.)

Brendan Fraser

+

Blossom

divided by two equals

Elena Kagan

I know. You think I’m an idiot. Doesn’t exactly take a Supreme Court justice to rule on that one, does it?

Guilty as charged, my friends.

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  • Nicki

    LMAO! Good equation.

  • Nicki

    LMAO! Good equation.

  • Nicki

    LMAO! Good equation.

  • http://sahdpdx.com gylcol

    Looks like a match to me

  • http://sahdpdx.com gylcol

    Looks like a match to me

    • http://www.johncaveosborne.com johncaveosborne

      yes, it does look like a match. but where that match was made is certainly up for debate.

    • http://www.johncaveosborne.com johncaveosborne

      yes, it does look like a match. but where that match was made is certainly up for debate.

  • http://sahdpdx.com gylcol

    Looks like a match to me

    • http://www.johncaveosborne.com johncaveosborne

      yes, it does look like a match. but where that match was made is certainly up for debate.

  • Patrick (yeah, that one)

    -rofl- You’re disturbed, but I consider that a good quality, which probably says something about how disturbed I am. :-p No Supreme Court Justice required to rule on that either. :-p

  • Patrick (yeah, that one)

    -rofl- You’re disturbed, but I consider that a good quality, which probably says something about how disturbed I am. :-p No Supreme Court Justice required to rule on that either. :-p

    • http://www.johncaveosborne.com johncaveosborne

      patrick, my issues are both weighty and superficial. i’m a sick, sick man.

    • http://www.johncaveosborne.com johncaveosborne

      patrick, my issues are both weighty and superficial. i’m a sick, sick man.

  • Patrick (yeah, that one)

    -rofl- You’re disturbed, but I consider that a good quality, which probably says something about how disturbed I am. :-p No Supreme Court Justice required to rule on that either. :-p

    • http://www.johncaveosborne.com johncaveosborne

      patrick, my issues are both weighty and superficial. i’m a sick, sick man.

  • http://www.buriedwithchildren.com Jen

    Yes but you are a funny idiot that totally makes me laugh.

  • http://www.buriedwithchildren.com Jen

    Yes but you are a funny idiot that totally makes me laugh.

  • http://www.buriedwithchildren.com Jen

    Yes but you are a funny idiot that totally makes me laugh.

  • http://jugglingeric.blogspot.com Eric

    Conan could not have done a better job..

  • http://jugglingeric.blogspot.com Eric

    Conan could not have done a better job..

  • http://jugglingeric.blogspot.com Eric

    Conan could not have done a better job..

  • http://wwwjackbenimble.blogspot.com/ Jack

    The thing that I find troubling is that she is about 9 years older than I am. I am not old, not even close. And you have to be old to be a justice. Something funny is going on here.

  • http://wwwjackbenimble.blogspot.com/ Jack

    The thing that I find troubling is that she is about 9 years older than I am. I am not old, not even close. And you have to be old to be a justice. Something funny is going on here.

  • http://wwwjackbenimble.blogspot.com/ Jack

    The thing that I find troubling is that she is about 9 years older than I am. I am not old, not even close. And you have to be old to be a justice. Something funny is going on here.

  • http://sahdinlansing.com Chris (@tessasdad)

    Damn. Uncanny isn’t.

  • http://sahdinlansing.com Chris (@tessasdad)

    Damn. Uncanny isn’t.

  • http://sahdinlansing.com Chris (@tessasdad)

    Damn. Uncanny isn’t.

  • http://sahdinlansing.com Chris (@tessasdad)

    I have to add as well that I keep scrolling up to the Blossom picture as if I’m rubbernecking a 10 car pileup. Yikes.

  • http://sahdinlansing.com Chris (@tessasdad)

    I have to add as well that I keep scrolling up to the Blossom picture as if I’m rubbernecking a 10 car pileup. Yikes.

  • http://sahdinlansing.com Chris (@tessasdad)

    I have to add as well that I keep scrolling up to the Blossom picture as if I’m rubbernecking a 10 car pileup. Yikes.

  • http://clarkkentslunchbox.blogspot.com/ Clark Kent’s Lunchbox

    You’ve got too much time on your hands. =-) Although I don’t disagree with your assessment.

  • http://clarkkentslunchbox.blogspot.com/ Clark Kent’s Lunchbox

    You’ve got too much time on your hands. =-) Although I don’t disagree with your assessment.

  • http://clarkkentslunchbox.blogspot.com/ Clark Kent’s Lunchbox

    You’ve got too much time on your hands. =-) Although I don’t disagree with your assessment.

  • http://ifmomsaysok.wordpress.com Tara R.

    Whoa… that is a little freaky!

    Could she be a secret love child? Never mind that she’s older than both of them…

  • http://ifmomsaysok.wordpress.com Tara R.

    Whoa… that is a little freaky!

    Could she be a secret love child? Never mind that she’s older than both of them…

    • http://www.johncaveosborne.com johncaveosborne

      it’s funny you say that b/c i almost went w/ the phrase “illegitimate love child of B Fraser and Blossom, age notwithstanding.”

    • http://www.johncaveosborne.com johncaveosborne

      it’s funny you say that b/c i almost went w/ the phrase “illegitimate love child of B Fraser and Blossom, age notwithstanding.”

  • http://ifmomsaysok.wordpress.com Tara R.

    Whoa… that is a little freaky!

    Could she be a secret love child? Never mind that she’s older than both of them…

    • http://www.johncaveosborne.com johncaveosborne

      it’s funny you say that b/c i almost went w/ the phrase “illegitimate love child of B Fraser and Blossom, age notwithstanding.”

  • http://nuclearfamilywarhead.com/ NukeDad

    I thought the same thing this morning; “Who does she look like? She looks really familiar!” The best I could come up with was Rachel Maddow’s older sister or former NM Governor Bill Richardson in drag. I know, but my warped mind works that way sometimes. OK, MOST of the time.

  • http://nuclearfamilywarhead.com/ NukeDad

    I thought the same thing this morning; “Who does she look like? She looks really familiar!” The best I could come up with was Rachel Maddow’s older sister or former NM Governor Bill Richardson in drag. I know, but my warped mind works that way sometimes. OK, MOST of the time.

  • http://nuclearfamilywarhead.com/ NukeDad

    I thought the same thing this morning; “Who does she look like? She looks really familiar!” The best I could come up with was Rachel Maddow’s older sister or former NM Governor Bill Richardson in drag. I know, but my warped mind works that way sometimes. OK, MOST of the time.

  • http://surprisedmom.blogspot.com SurprisedMom

    OH, so that’s who she looks like! Ok, I’m laughing out loud over here and getting funny looks from The Mister and The Youngest. You definitely have one heck of an imagination!

  • http://surprisedmom.blogspot.com SurprisedMom

    OH, so that’s who she looks like! Ok, I’m laughing out loud over here and getting funny looks from The Mister and The Youngest. You definitely have one heck of an imagination!

  • http://surprisedmom.blogspot.com SurprisedMom

    OH, so that’s who she looks like! Ok, I’m laughing out loud over here and getting funny looks from The Mister and The Youngest. You definitely have one heck of an imagination!

  • http://mattnando.typepad.com DC Urban Dad

    I am sure the Feds have your house bugged now.

  • http://mattnando.typepad.com DC Urban Dad

    I am sure the Feds have your house bugged now.

  • http://mattnando.typepad.com DC Urban Dad

    I am sure the Feds have your house bugged now.

  • http://www.doodadblog.com James

    W-oh.

    I love photo mashup math.

    You need to devote more time to this. It’s obviously a gift.

    I think you’ll be happy with some Canadian representation on your Supreme Court.

    james@doodadblog

  • http://www.doodadblog.com James

    W-oh.

    I love photo mashup math.

    You need to devote more time to this. It’s obviously a gift.

    I think you’ll be happy with some Canadian representation on your Supreme Court.

    james@doodadblog

    • http://www.johncaveosborne.com johncaveosborne

      james, it’s funny you mention it, b/c i’m probably gonna do this a lot more often. i’ve always been one who’s said “wow, that person looks just like so and so plus so and so divided by two,” and my friends are always like, as you put it,

      “W-oh.”

      but someone’s comments makes me think this is a Conan gig. wouldn’t know b/c i never watch. still, it’s a fun game to play. it’s even better when all three of the people are from the same line of work. i got a couple of sports ones i’ll bust out soon.

    • http://www.johncaveosborne.com johncaveosborne

      james, it’s funny you mention it, b/c i’m probably gonna do this a lot more often. i’ve always been one who’s said “wow, that person looks just like so and so plus so and so divided by two,” and my friends are always like, as you put it,

      “W-oh.”

      but someone’s comments makes me think this is a Conan gig. wouldn’t know b/c i never watch. still, it’s a fun game to play. it’s even better when all three of the people are from the same line of work. i got a couple of sports ones i’ll bust out soon.

  • http://www.doodadblog.com James

    W-oh.

    I love photo mashup math.

    You need to devote more time to this. It’s obviously a gift.

    I think you’ll be happy with some Canadian representation on your Supreme Court.

    james@doodadblog

    • http://www.johncaveosborne.com johncaveosborne

      james, it’s funny you mention it, b/c i’m probably gonna do this a lot more often. i’ve always been one who’s said “wow, that person looks just like so and so plus so and so divided by two,” and my friends are always like, as you put it,

      “W-oh.”

      but someone’s comments makes me think this is a Conan gig. wouldn’t know b/c i never watch. still, it’s a fun game to play. it’s even better when all three of the people are from the same line of work. i got a couple of sports ones i’ll bust out soon.

  • Jim

    No mashup needed – Kagan is a dead ringer for Ferris Bueller

    Am I right?

    • http://www.johncaveosborne.com johncaveosborne

      jim,

      ferris bueller? simply put? solid, solid work. you’re on to something there.

    • http://www.johncaveosborne.com johncaveosborne

      jim,

      ferris bueller? simply put? solid, solid work. you’re on to something there.

  • Jim

    No mashup needed – Kagan is a dead ringer for Ferris Bueller

    Am I right?

  • Jim

    No mashup needed – Kagan is a dead ringer for Ferris Bueller

    Am I right?

    • http://www.johncaveosborne.com johncaveosborne

      jim,

      ferris bueller? simply put? solid, solid work. you’re on to something there.

  • http://lifeofanewdad.blogspot.com Otter321

    You may be strange but you are far from an idiot. It takes genius to find any kind of connection between Blossom and the Supreme Court.

  • http://lifeofanewdad.blogspot.com Otter321

    You may be strange but you are far from an idiot. It takes genius to find any kind of connection between Blossom and the Supreme Court.

  • http://lifeofanewdad.blogspot.com Otter321

    You may be strange but you are far from an idiot. It takes genius to find any kind of connection between Blossom and the Supreme Court.

  • http://joyco.wordpress.com joyco

    nice comparison. And I sooo watched “Blossom”. Whoa! haha. I was thinking Elena looked like Mike Meyers in drag, but your mash-up works better.

  • http://joyco.wordpress.com joyco

    nice comparison. And I sooo watched “Blossom”. Whoa! haha. I was thinking Elena looked like Mike Meyers in drag, but your mash-up works better.