Guaranteed Winners

Click below for my five-star, can’t-miss, NFL playoff locks. Okay, fine. They’re not mine. The triplets picked ‘em. But the triplets are mine, so that kinda makes their picks mine, too, doesn’t it?

That faint smell in the air? Straight cash, homey.

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John Cave Osborne is a writer whose work has appeared on such sites as DisneyBaby, Babble, YahooShine, TLC and the Huffington Post. He was also referenced by Jezebel one time, but he’s pretty sure they were making fun of him. He and his wife, Caroline, live with their five children and spastic dog in Knoxville, TN. Nothing annoys him more than joke-heavy bios written in the third person, with the possible exception of Corey Feldman.

  • http://www.thejaxon4.blogspot.com cjaxon

    Go Saints! (I refuse to use the cajun spelling)

    Loved it! And hubby wandered in just as I hit play and we both watched. Those kids are exceptionally smart! Your wife deserves high fives! (I always credit wives with exceptional traits, it makes it easier)

  • http://www.thejaxon4.blogspot.com cjaxon

    Go Saints! (I refuse to use the cajun spelling)

    Loved it! And hubby wandered in just as I hit play and we both watched. Those kids are exceptionally smart! Your wife deserves high fives! (I always credit wives with exceptional traits, it makes it easier)

  • http://ifmomsaysok.wordpress.com Tara R.

    Work it for all it’s worth. You’ll need to put a little of those winnings back for college… unless they successfully pick some Lotto numbers.

  • http://ifmomsaysok.wordpress.com Tara R.

    Work it for all it’s worth. You’ll need to put a little of those winnings back for college… unless they successfully pick some Lotto numbers.

  • http://liayf.blogspot.com Seattledad

    I want in on that action. I need me some extra cash.

  • http://liayf.blogspot.com Seattledad

    I want in on that action. I need me some extra cash.

  • http://dadlogic.net dadlogic

    “It is like printing money”

    This is such a great idea. I wish I had thought of it.

    Since you give the kids a treat when they successfully use the toilet, maybe you should hold back on the M&Ms and only give them to the kids who select the winners. You know, as a way to motivate them to try harder the next week. Or just give the whole bag to the kid with the best picks (if you can handle their resulting sugar rush and eventual crash).

  • http://dadlogic.net dadlogic

    “It is like printing money”

    This is such a great idea. I wish I had thought of it.

    Since you give the kids a treat when they successfully use the toilet, maybe you should hold back on the M&Ms and only give them to the kids who select the winners. You know, as a way to motivate them to try harder the next week. Or just give the whole bag to the kid with the best picks (if you can handle their resulting sugar rush and eventual crash).

  • Jill

    Have I mentioned your not right? :) (love it!)

  • Jill

    Have I mentioned your not right? :) (love it!)

  • http://worldofweasels.blogspot.com WeaselMomma

    That was flippin’ Hysterical! I can’t wait to see how their picks do. I’m gonna go watch it again.

  • http://worldofweasels.blogspot.com WeaselMomma

    That was flippin’ Hysterical! I can’t wait to see how their picks do. I’m gonna go watch it again.

  • http://www.madd0g.org Mo

    Is my bonus cheque in the post?

    Fantastic video.

  • http://www.madd0g.org Mo

    Is my bonus cheque in the post?

    Fantastic video.

  • http://wwwjackbenimble.blogspot.com/ Jack

    Nicely done. I like it. I just might have to implement it at home.

  • http://wwwjackbenimble.blogspot.com/ Jack

    Nicely done. I like it. I just might have to implement it at home.

  • http://joyco.wordpress.com joyco

    awesome. bloody awesome. great tactics, dad. And despite your liner note at the end, I hope some gaming DID take place! After all that work? My husband saw the end part and said, “They always seem to pick the yellow”. He missed when A chose the Colts, but maybe we’re going to have to see more videos when they don’t have yellow as a choice. :)

    • http://www.johncaveosborne.com johncaveosborne

      @joyce tell your husband i wish he’d would have pointed out the yellow thing to me. b/c i was on the damn chargers b/c they all three chose yellow!

      and as far as indy, i followed A and went against B and C. the trips are literally batting 500 against the number (4-4), but A is a SMOKING HOT 6-2. i’m definitely riding A for the NFC championship game. i’ll let him pick the AFC, also, but poppa’s on indy. this time i’m onto it, though. NO YELLOW.

  • http://joyco.wordpress.com joyco

    awesome. bloody awesome. great tactics, dad. And despite your liner note at the end, I hope some gaming DID take place! After all that work? My husband saw the end part and said, “They always seem to pick the yellow”. He missed when A chose the Colts, but maybe we’re going to have to see more videos when they don’t have yellow as a choice. :)

    • http://www.johncaveosborne.com johncaveosborne

      @joyce tell your husband i wish he’d would have pointed out the yellow thing to me. b/c i was on the damn chargers b/c they all three chose yellow!

      and as far as indy, i followed A and went against B and C. the trips are literally batting 500 against the number (4-4), but A is a SMOKING HOT 6-2. i’m definitely riding A for the NFC championship game. i’ll let him pick the AFC, also, but poppa’s on indy. this time i’m onto it, though. NO YELLOW.